Dude, a detective

I sit at night with my back to the door. I write with a girl. Behind the back I hear the door open and a woman enters. I lightly press al + tab and I have time to close the window. In the incognito mode, history is not preserved. The window leaves, but the wife feels awkward approaches and says:
Q: What are you there just that turned around?
I: Yes, I played in tanks, I finished and got out of the game.
J: You did not do anything else. Open the browser.
Opening and there porn site (forgot to close last time)
Are you watching porn again?
A stone fell from my soul.
I am happy to see a little.
A: "good " and he goes away.
For the first time in my life, I admitted that I was watching porn. Pornography saved my life.

Divorce your wife, don’t torture her. Why do you need her at all if you watch porn, then you talk to girls?