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 11.06.2016
The story of a blonde brunette. 6 in the morning, I have an examination at 8 p.m. in the universe, I didn't sleep all night, studied textbooks, my eyes practiced with a redish shade. On the eve, my husband and I bought a large inflatable mattress, the highest, the most expensive. Well, having the habit of chewing on the bed, I take a white shirt from the closet, I throw it on the mattress, I turn on the mattress... you understood the end of the story.my husband woke up from the fact that with a whistle fell to the floor... such a mat I did not hear from him))) By the way, I passed the exam at 5, from anger on myself))
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