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 08.12.2008
My daughter Anetka is studying in Vienna and went to evening courses of German

The language. The audience there was gathered very varied - French, Spanish,

The Italians and even the Americans who had the imprudence of falling in love with

Austrian and building rainbow plans for life together. In the next

They discussed the topic of “my day.”

It was my daughter’s turn. She stood up and told me that

Every day she wakes up, takes herself in order and wakes herself up.

The elected. While he’s in the bathroom, she’s preparing breakfast.

who quickly cleans up and with his beloved goes out of the house

The University. After school, she goes to work, and in the evening on her way home.

Go to the store, buy food, clean up, prepare lunch and wait.

Their sweet. When he comes, they eat lunch together and prepare for the

tomorrow’s lessons, rest, read, play at the computer or go

Walk or go to the cinema. Then they come back, and she still has time to kiss him.

Dress and shirt while the cute is preparing for sleep.

At the end of the speech, Annette realized she had said something wrong. by V

The audience was silent, and only her Italian girlfriend.

Hope asked, “You have invented all this, yeah?”

The little girl went off, she told me how it was!” and at that moment she understood,

That her blatant story shocked all the men tormented by emancipation.

to the brain of bones, and even the unhappy American finally realized that

I did not choose the best option.

The popularity of Russian girls on courses has increased dramatically.



Rw.minus@rambler.ru



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