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 13.06.2016
I'll tell you the case of how I had to give a bribe - well, I just got cancer and that was the only way out of the problem. I brought the money and I don't know what to do next - you won't get in the documents - the cameras everywhere, can't pull out. I stand, and she whispers to me... go to the toilet. And I, naive, answer – thank you, I don’t want to. What a look she had! It finally reached me. I went, I waited, she followed me – again whispered – enter the cabin. I come in, she follows me and... pulls off her shirt and whispers – SUY! Oh my God, I just stumbled. Snoop and what to do.) He then explained that he did not want to leave fingerprints on the envelope.



What if he was a man? I have not paid bribes since then.
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