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 14.06.2016
For the truth:

From the handmade group, discuss the doll with the "cellulite" ass:
and XXX:
Well there are microbes in the form of a soft toy, why do diseases not be?

Cellulite is not a disease. It is in the vast majority of women, this is the norm! Stop being ashamed of small breasts, curved legs, the absence of cubes on the press (for a woman to get these cubes, you need not eat and get exhausted in the gym every day - I think it's just overwork), and what you still hang on your ears there. Do not like - buy rubber, real without a defect yet do not do.
The happy husband of an imperfect, but perfectly beautiful woman, who periodically still has to explain that she is great. Because of you, fools and fools.
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