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 22.06.2016
When the next friends write out how it is complacent to mess with a half-year-old daughter (" and you also very, very need!!I say: and tomorrow I will sleep probably until 10..." Having seen the young dads and moms start to turn tears in the eyes, I continue:" and in the meantime I will probably wake up until noon, and then I will prepare a tea, breakfast in bed, watch a couple of hours of video with a companion(sleeping in bed), then I fall under the shower, go for training, walk around the city for shopping. In the evening I go to the cinema with a friend or friends, and then I go to the PAB, I eat beer and gin with a steak... Well, and if I am in the mood - I can go to the club, or to a couple of other institutions to walk... "The expression of the faces of young beginners "parents" is difficult to convey in words. There follows a long sad pause, then usually quite overwhelmed "mamaša" with a rattling eye quickly rattles what "well" and with the children too... the type... it is... like his - a, fun and pinky begins to drive his sad spouse home. And, ruining things, phones, shoes, children’s toys and, in fact, a child, a couple floats in the direction of their home... And yes, children are great!!! But this is hard, stubborn, long work and not "out-the-road", as many hope and are not ready for, if you are honest with yourself.
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