There are three stages of man’s courage.



The 1 stage:

The husband comes late from work, the wife with a rod stands at the door.

He: "Are you flying or you are flying somewhere else?"



The 2 stages:

The husband comes from work at night, the wife lies in bed and

Pretending to be asleep.

The husband takes a chair and puts it in front of his sleeping wife, sits down and watches.

The wife can’t stand it and asks, “What are you doing?”

He: “When the concert starts, I want to sit in the front row!”



Three stages :

The husband comes from work in the morning, cheerful, all dressed and female

The ghosts.

The wife in the kitchen, breakfast, angry, turned her back to him.

The husband walks to her from behind, gives her a hammer on the pope and says:

"You are the next!and "