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 28.06.2016
I send my husband with a hint:
Girls love drama. That she screamed "Ah yeah? We break up, and she runs around the apartment, and her hair is like that, and you catch her like that, and I will not let you go. And you press it to the wall, kiss it, and it looks like it breaks out, but it is no longer. And then like sex. Here are the shows for girls like a cat cream".
Husband:...you’re not that...you’re too... I don’t even know how to say, but you just get off and you’re going to run...

In the meantime, the cream is broken :(
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