We have a neighbor, a former police officer, now retired. Drink a lot and regularly. And he has a funny feature: he can go absolutely straight and straight drunk into perfect shit, but gives him a moment.

The degree of intoxication can be determined by the degree of head tilt. If the head is slightly inclined to the side, it means that the beer has just pulled. If the neck is bent halfway, then the bottle has already been put in. And if the head is completely on the shoulder, it means everything, the consciousness is turned off and the autopilot leads him home. and. and. And so it does, without mistake and in any weather.