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 01.07.2016
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Today I go out the street in the morning, I run almost, I am late to work. The girl of the broken-looking approaches, flashes playfully and cries: “Hear, beautiful, surprise me!” And my tooth finally fell off, right on the go. I carried it to the trash. I gave her a gift and asked: "Surprised?". She said "Oh#$t..." and went on. This is the 80th grade pickup.)

Something has fallen? Tooth or tooth? Answer me, I am worried.
Chel, who handed a part of the thyroid clear pen will not leave anyone indifferent!
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