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 01.07.2016
I am 24 years old, studying in 5th grade and working as a guard in a sanitary store. A cousin called me yesterday and said:

B: Zdarova, listen, I need to buy a mixer for the bathroom here, and there is no money.

I thought he wanted to borrow, but that was not the case.

By the way, the cheapest mixer here costs 1200 r.

I: What do you need from me?

B: Well you’re working as a guard, let me come to you in the store and steal, and you’ve seen nothing and I’ll go.

I: We have cameras in the store.

B: Well, you’re a guard, you can wipe it out and you won’t get anything.

After that, he was sent to yuh, and his number was added to the QS.

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