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 14.12.2008
I have a "universal answer to questions" in the contact applications with a stock of ready answers! The answer is random! ? My girlfriend discovered this creation and there was a “genial conversation” between them:
She: Tell me the machine, am I the only one he has?
Prague: Not a fact
I am :)
It is a machine machine! Does he love me?
Prague: No
I am: roff))))))
Is he interested in me as a person?
Prague: Do not even hope
I: (a smile started slipping from my face)
She: So I’m just a hole for him?
Prague: Yes
It is a goat! I am leaving you! (The door to the door...)
I: 0_o 0_0 o_0

I have not seen her anymore...
Morality: The Matrix Has Done Us!!! )))))))))))))))
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