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 04.07.2016
This is the difference between the mentioned prostitute and the prostitute - the latter at least tries for the payment she receives. And she doesn’t want to do anything at all. Hopefully, the pinch under her back was finally given.
And about "learn to fuck" - and what, a girl should not try? My legs moved, and that’s all. So this is not a man anymore, it is "the rubber Zina".

If a girl will try for herself, it is not the fact that you will like it. Suddenly, she, for example, does not like oral sex, and in the traditional she needs a certain posture and not less than half an hour of prelude. Suddenly she tried to talk about it five times, and then decided that the man is generally good, and without sexual satisfaction women lived for centuries, and nothing. It would be nice to have herds of men walking around who fuck well, and she, like a fool, holds on to it. So the overwhelming majority are now learning sex from porn, so you will have to change shilo for soap.
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