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 04.07.2016
I bought a fitness bracelet almost a year ago. Then a few more people were interested in the work and bought.
Recently my accountant came to me. She’s a solid woman (a grandmother already) and she’s doing SUP's – steaming on the board.
The accountant wanted to find out if the bracelet would not count walking on the legs, but the fencing on the board. And the bracelet can show not only the steps, but also the mileage.
I offered to borrow my bracelet, but the employee had other plans. I listened to them a little and categorically refused to participate. The accountant had to persuade other people.
Imagine the warehouse. On it back and forth in the semi-dark runs a warehouser with a cart, which carries pallets with goods.
On the cart stands a bookkeeper, in makeup, in a dress, on his heels, in my bracelet, and, with a decisive expression of the face, he energically cheeks the imaginary wave.

The bracelet did not fit.

by Marinalevy
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

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