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 28.01.2008
I send my friends to the lapchats (cats - he and she, both in the grove), to the subwoofer (senoval) for the night, take the edge of bread and water there, catching every mouse is: I hear the heart-hearted advice of households: "and you have them shrimp, visca...". Immediately the situation emerged: - the chef gives a thousand dollars, food for a week, wine, a beautiful girlfriend and a note - and grit: "You work...7 days... but take into account... we will not check anyway... ".
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