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 06.07.2016
My second half loves one dance show, respectively, sometimes watched together, but I never got into what’s going on there and just listened to it as a background. On one of those evenings, announcing the participants of the show and hearing among them an extremely rare surname, I decided for the sake of interest to see who is wearing such a rare surname and bat, and this participant is familiar to me!

I ask the girl, “What is the name of this participant?”

“Yulia, a very good girl, she’s dancing so well, she’s in the nomination and can fly out today, and I’m sick for her.”

Exactly, the name too, I heard this name, I remembered the lady - I met her a couple of times, I was at her performance, even in the theater together, not on a date, but so.

My girlfriend is curious and asks, “What are you interested in her?”

I answered as it is, as if I had nothing with her, and these events happened five years ago. In the end, she did not ask any more questions, but darkened. Okay, I thought I did.

When at the end of the show announced that it was Yulia who flew out, my girlfriend broke the silence - "So you need it, fuck!"
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