Not so long ago I met on social networks with a girl, nice to communicate for a while. After a month of not writing. Yesterday he wrote to me:

Let’s meet today? In a few hours.

It is easy!

Agreed where and when. He sat in a cafe and called me. I agreed very easily.

At home behind a bottle of red tea, I was told a sad story about what kind of her boyfriend "falled, dwarf, paddle" etc. I betrayed her, and here she is all so upset.

I think that’s fared. I will take revenge on the guy! For some time talking about what all the goat men, ah, have gone kissing. The girl went to the bathroom, oh! ! to ! to

I didn't expect such a splash from the girl, and quickly into the room to change the slices and slices, to squeeze the straw that it would be warm and not so soft. I was able to wash in the dishwasher in the kitchen, don’t ask how I got it.

The girl was all this time "washing" in the bathroom, it was clear by the noise of the water, I am already in combat readiness, and she is not going. It is 20 minutes, I knock to see if she’s okay. The door opened sharply, the painting with oil - she had time to paint her face, although when she went to the bathroom she was overwhelmed. Repair the hair. I stretch a towel.

No need, I need to go urgently.

I’m standing in shorts, smelling perfume, and she has to go.

“Toy and I,” he said, “reconciled.

That is, I am here washing in the dishwasher, and they are in my bathroom on the phone?



I slept on clean and fresh bedbugs. one one)

Later in the night on the phone 12 missed (sleep with silent phone mode) and messages:

We fought again.

Will you meet me?

Why don’t you answer?

The fool!