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 15.12.2008
The selection of alcoholic beverages was approached so carefully as possible.

I thought it was not an ordinary corporate, but a secular raut. Who himself

I ordered a whisker, who a French wine, who a tequila... Well, the holiday is,

Everyone wanted food, bread and spectacles. After the driver brought the boss.

Alcohol, some are slightly upset. Unfortunately, the boss did not appear.

This could not be disappointed because, as usual, the

The company awarded awards for the year. Then came the grief,

There was only wine and vodka. Accordingly,

Some of the present began to seek the truth in wine, others,

Including the boss in vodka. The latter motivated it by the fact that in vodka

The truth must be real and appear faster. by Results

The company was right in something. Some continued to look for her.

In the embrace of the toilet, some ladies suddenly awakened instinct.

reproduction of offspring, and they, like valkyrie, roamed around

They liked the male sex. Sometimes not in vain. with a glass in

One hand with the vodka in it, and, hugging him. The Chief Accountant

with the other hand, pushing the talk of how he cherishes everyone, while looking at

to the secretary. He whispered something sweet in the ear of a commercial.

putting, even upright, his hand on his width. Secretary, writing

Unimaginable dances, strangled her legs, like a gasoline gymnast. apparently

showing her socks and legs, thus making it clear why she is so

appreciated by the boss. In general, as usual, the people rested, meeting 2008.

Why am I all that? Here is what. Today, he announced that the financial

Due to difficulties in the country and the world, the New Year corporate is cancelled. But,

After a little thought, almost the whole company said a decisive “no.”

The world crisis. The decision was made to “slip on its own” and yet

Establishing a corporation. Send a delegate to the chief on Monday.

of the decision made. He will agree.

You can deprive a person of salary, you can even work, but this is our holiday.

Who fucking loses it!!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0812/o081214;1.html
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