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 10.07.2016
There was a case at my workplace. At that job on my birthday, it was customary to throw money, and I was once given a microwave. By the way, its cost is about 2 times less than the amount that is normally given. I put her in my office. People began to hint, like, the thing is cool, convenient, it would be good for you to heat your food. I let it go several times, but the eternal smell of various homemade dishes and not always pleasant, I got tired and put it near the office on the table in the hallway. I have a desk, not a dining room. The people began to go to work with containers, like lunch, where the people warm up one by one. If I honestly don’t need a microwave at work, I ate lunch in the nearest cafe, or bought something in the store that didn’t need to be heated. I didn’t take the container from home, I don’t like to pull because I don’t have a car. And then someday I all delayed at work, left the office, looked at the microwave and thought: as a great gift for me colleagues made, once the gift, essentially mine, I will take her home. He immediately called a friend with the car, took out the microwave, loaded it in the trunk and took it home. The next day, in the hustle of the working day, the people noticed the absence of the microwave only at lunch, and already with the containers in their hands. They offended me, one even went in and said that I acted badly towards the collective, as a selfish, that to me with the soul, and I didn’t care about everyone. The other said, “What is it that we warm up?” The fucking selfish!
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