>>> And now imagine the "unfortunate" coprophagus who goes on the street and eats a piece of shit. with appropriate visual effects. Their inalienable right is to get arrested or to be arrested.

It is so inconvenient for me to destroy your picture of the world, built on the belief that your preferences are the only permissible, but... The inalienable right of the coprophagus is not to get to the mouth, and if you violate that right, you will be arrested.