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 11.07.2016
There is a girl I know that I have been paying attention to for a year, today gave:

How you treat your car can be judged by how you will treat your girlfriend. (Obviously hinting on the dust on the car, although I monitor the technical condition well).

You are right, you should be treated like a car. You know how I suffered with the old Ford - I was constantly breaking, my nerves trembled, I spent a little time on him. Now that I’ve taken the car again, I’m just happy.

I should have seen her face.
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