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 18.07.2016
Our colleague stayed for two days in Istanbul. News from the field:

When the turmoil began, all airport employees fled, leaving the entire airport completely.

The Germans were taken and taken to hotels.

There were about 400 Russians, no info and no contact with the consulate.

The military came and opened shops, distributed chocolates and snacks from the stores to tourists.

- because the shops remained open tourists began to take food and buchlo from duty-free shops, after 2 hours the airport was in shit

- Asians, Chinese and Japanese got into the toilets of 5-8 people in the cabin and 9 hours did not get out of there. Many were sitting in the toilet.

I flew by plane to Peter. Without the baggage. He is now going to work.
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