I work in the field of website development and these are very short stories from my practice.

Stories are real and happened to me.



I have a problem with the site. We said you can help.

Hi, I am listening to you.

Our website is not working, customers call and complain in the morning.

Dict the address of the site. We will find out now.

by Prometheus. ru *name changed, although this approach to choosing a domain name always pleases me*

Have you visited your website?

No, but why not.

You have a notification of non-payment of the hosting hanging. Pay and the site will work.

thank you! ! to ! to ! to



I haven’t heard of this person anymore, but the site was already working by evening.



You are making websites.

Good morning yes.

-I have an offer to you, let's make a trading platform of the type of aviation, but only for organizations. We will divide profits by sex.

Thank you, but I have to refuse.

But why, it’s a profitable business. Investing only domain and hosting, and earning out how much.

Thanks, I have already done that. Yes, and investment is much more than domain and hosting.

I'll find a more entrepreneurial developer, goodbye

Smiling and goodbye, good luck.



Saturday evening, a call from a client. I recently launched a children’s online store.



-Draste, you made my site, nothing has been working for a week, return my money! ! to ! to ! to

A second, let’s figure it out. I go to the site, everything works. More specifically what he writes.

Wrong writing, what do you not see? ! to

That’s the point, I work. Tell me what is specifically written.

What what what. No connection to the network. There is no internet connection. The page will be loaded when it is restored.

I tried to go to other sites. I already guess what the problem is

Why do I need to go to other websites?

Are you sitting on social media?

Yes to VKontakte.

Come in there.

I can’t talk to you.

from the computer.

I’m not sitting on the computer, I’m not sitting on the computer.

......



Hello to Van. It was Katya who gave me your number, Sasha, our speaker. You are doing websites.

Hi, I can say so.

-Well, the boss gave me a site to do for us, but there is one thing but...

What else, but I don’t really like when they say so.

We needed a website last week, but I got stuck and forgot something. And I am on vacation soon, well, how soon - tomorrow, and I am not released without the site. and help.

I have one ready option, but it will in any case take time to launch.

Yes, we agree, we would be faster.

***I will miss a piece of history related to the discussion of the project. *** by

The price of X rub. Prepaid 30% transfer to the card and I start

Is it not free? I watched advertising on TV to create a website for free. We would have such a site.

Unfortunately, I’m a website designer and I don’t work with web designers.

very sorry. No need then. and put the phone