The Aquarium II:

With a daughter in the kindergarten, some very creative parent gave every child a fish in the bank. After considering the situation, they gave the fish to the neighbor, she already had one. They lived in harmony not long, the old fish died, and the neighbor, not burdened by moral principles, washed them both into the toilet.
In the morning, the fish turned out to be alive, and swam... attention - in the toilet.
A neighbor tried to wash the unfortunate fish again, but it sailed against the current! In general, she pulled it back to me, along with the aquarium. He is still alive, Chuck is called :)
P.S Chuck Norris the Younger.