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 22.07.2016
For 5 years my parents had to leave me alone at home, usually it was only a few hours in the day. But since there was still a small apartment tried to secure. This consisted of blocking the gas and turning off the rotor on the counter. I will watch the TV and it will burn.

Everything would be great, alone in the apartment of any child's dream, but here is the problem, favorite cartoons showed just at this time. Immersed in the first day, remembering everything I was told about where the fingers should not be wrapped and where little things to do did nothing to try, and found a lovable switch. So it only took two days to learn to turn it all on and then turn it off again. Happiness lasted for about a month, until my mom came back from work earlier and saw me watching TV. I didn’t even cheat, I just tried to guess.
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