To the consolation of all those who have fallen astray from the Belarusian batsman, I will remind you that not only we, the Slavs, are such fools. Our Greek brothers were mindful of all. They prohibit calling the inhabitants of Macedonia Macedonians and officially demand that Macedonia call itself the “Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.”

We look forward to the Icelanders changing their country’s name to Eyjafjallajökulland and throwing a tail on anyone who can’t correctly pronounce it.