I decided to buy a ring to my wife, but so that without a fireplace, I just don't know the size. Waited until she fell asleep stronger, got her magical box with screws and began to measure her thumbs on the finger, no other way invented. I picked up the right size, and the next day I went to buy a ring.

I went to the jewelry store, and there the hall was divided into two sections. A girl runs to me: “What are you doing?” The laughter barely holds back. I said, “I want to buy a ring.” The question is, “What size do I need?” » Here I proudly get the hood and say, “This is the size.” The girl laughed hysterically, bending and crying from laughter, she said, “Sorry,” and ran away.

I was prepared for that reaction. I went looking for another girl in the neighboring section. I go there, there a man with a girl talking, standing on my back. I say to the girl, say, I need a ring of this size, and I show her a gauge. The man turns around and in his hands. by Bolt! ! to ! to

Everyone got the ring they needed.