I had to visit a specific doctor in the specialty of a proctologist. He turned out to be a speaking uncle with a specific sense of humour (well, the profession obliges:) He told that some men have very cumbersome problems. The victim comes and says, washed in the shower, slipped and drank straight on the tube with the shower landed, and he was infected and stuck. There are still bad gardens. He quietly laid down the bed and, unfortunately, stumbled through the rear passage to the carrots (apparently the bottle was growing down). This is what I do... Men, you are there in the bathroom and in the garden more careful.