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 25.07.2016
"In Germany, a Syrian man with a machete captured a shark seller".

I remembered:

“Sir Thomas, why did you get this distinctive mark on your armor?
Thomas said proudly:
I saved the whole army of the Duke of Bavaria.
Ogrin looked proudly, the eagle looked at everyone. He had no doubt that his nephew would be a hero.
How did it happen?
I got their cook.
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