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 28.07.2016
There was a neighbor of my friend who did not allow normal life: he listened to music loudly, knocked on the walls, treated his neighbors badly, and in general a fool.

One beautiful night, after the screams and loud music, the neighbors got tired of it and they called the police, and when the cops came and began to knock on the door, he got out drunk and began to scream on them (typically what they prevent him from resting), so they tied him and took him to the department.

When he returned, he began to complain that he was not allowed to live quietly in this house, all the neighbors were bad and so on.

A month later, he sold his apartment and moved. All the neighbors were happy that he left, and their new neighbors were normal people.

But one day he announced and called my friend at the door, saying that he had forgotten a poster in his old apartment and returned for it, but there were no new neighbors at home. He asked to quickly go to the toilet and go further to guard them.

My friend, as a decent man, allowed him to enter, and he immediately rushed to the toilet. He sat there for 20 minutes and then quickly left the apartment.

When my friend went to the toilet, I saw a huge pile on the floor and words written with the same pile where he insulted my friend for calling the police.

Then he found out that the fool had deceived each neighbor in his own way. After that, the police were foolish. What about him now, I do not know.
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