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 28.07.2016
I’m so ugly that I can’t even get a pillow now. and ((
YYY: What is it? Why the pillow?? to
xxx: Well... I first thought of the mattress, but it is male, and it is like gayism, and the blanket is generally medium, so that some distortion also comes out. There is only a cushion and a pillow.
YYY: So does the slice still give you?
XXX: Let us not go into the details of my intimate life.
YYY: Okay okay, I understand everything. She’s an unpretentious girl, she’s all under the hood. xD
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