I did not understand:

It turns out that some obvious scammers registered the Church of St. Pokémon a month ago. In the regions, other fraudsters have been appointed as archbishops, archpokemon and protopokemon.

Those who registered their church a hundred and a hundred years ago are not scammers, because it was a long time ago, isn’t it? So, a flying pasta monster can, even scientologists can, and Pokémon can not? John Oliver and the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.