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 08.08.2016
A joke about the day:

As an experiment, they settle two islands: on one they leave 25 women and one man, and on the other - 25 men and one woman.
It takes some time, come in the beginning with a check-in to the island, where there is a woman. They look, everything is cleaned, everywhere is clean, the palms are tied, the paths are dotted with sand. A woman sits on the throne and cries:
WOW, how did I tell you to sink the sand?
The red...
How did you cook?
The yellow...
What was your account? The fifth? You will be twenty-five!
They come to an island where there are 25 women and one man. They look, everything is dirty, the palms in places are crushed, there is chaos around and a man sits on the palm, at the top, and the women surround her and shout:
Come down, five minutes have passed.
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