They say that the worst parachute jump is the second. Not to lie. Having thoroughly shrugged my ass for the first time, I diligently rejected all friends’ proposals to jump again. (I’m so good, I jumped already, I don’t want it anymore)

But here is the sea, the Krasnodar region. Military airport and advertising "Spring in the Water!" There is no danger of a shit on the ground. was not!

New in the instructions - put on a lifeguard during the jump. Fuck, I can do it.

With the appearance of a former parachutist I fall out of the plane. The Beauty. The Sea of Azure and I talk over it under the dome. The sea breeze completely steals the feeling of falling.

Suddenly I notice the bars on the waves and I realize that with the speed of the mail express I am carrying into this glove. by Fuck! It will save! ! to I get stuck in his nipple, blow and at the same time crawl into the water. Lenny raises me up, I float desperately, and what now? ? to

On the horizon appears some military boat with dumbels.

Shiping up to me they ask the most unexpected question at the moment.

Did the girls jump with you?

For a second I thought that if I said yes, they would beat me and go looking for the girls.

None of them! ! to One guys! ! to Take me away from here! ! to ! to

Fuck, that’s what they said and pulled me on board the boat.

I haven’t jumped at sea since then. One thing is to get rid of the ass, and here you can drown.