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 12.08.2016
Listen to the story. I used an antivirus. He went in and looked. So, this is what you have? And here? and ah. and clearly. Where is the license? I am a decent program, I will not work for love. Love the proof!
He jumped crazy.
Antivirus – what is it? I will remove. Or somehow worrying. I cannot so.
I switched off the antivirus and started a new one.
What, does it not give? Those of you!
Now we divorce. Look here, you are here, you are here, you are here. And it is yours forever. Look, it’s a new version. I love such. When the soft is fresh, every pig sweats it.
Antivirus waking up: Oh, what was it? I was so drunk...what? It was, it was. As in a dream. The ring on the finger, a record in the register. Now I am with you forever. Where my predecessor is, I will go to clean up. What is it? The scream? You are not ashamed, what a shit! I pulled into the house! We have to clean it all!
You guys, you guys, you guys, I’ve gotten rid of you all! Well, he didn’t wash his feet when he went in, he didn’t wash his hands. But that’s not a puppy, bro!
Antivirus - ha, 97 threats pulled. of 102. You are Tripper! Don’t listen to him, he wants you evil. Now you have me and you don’t need anyone else.
Going away is a goat! Life is evil! The Goat!

Blink is scary. I married so.
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