I decided to leave the third decree, and I have been looking for a job for a couple of months. On the desktop is a file "Resume", I periodically send it. Yesterday the husband brought the email address of the company to which to send. I have sent. He just called me from work and asked me to look at my resume (which came to the post of the CEO).
I open the file, and there, instead of the photo - a picture of a pony, crawling a rainbow, and the text is approximately like this: I am looking for an interesting job, the salary does not matter. I can bake delicious cakes with potatoes, and something in pots. Phone number, email and name, naturally mine.
It turned out that three weeks ago, when my husband’s younger sister visited us, she decided to help me. The summary has been sent five times since then. So now I think, just change the number and e-mail or the city right away?
Fuck, my kids know that I can’t approach my comp, but I didn’t take other relatives into account... :-)