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 14.08.2016
Q: How did you go yesterday?

WOW: So for yourself. There are few mushrooms, the internet does not pull. Of all the entertainment only the movie "Lera Croft - the rapist of mushrooms". I didn’t get bored in two hours.

HH: Isn’t this a game? A form with forms?

Wow: No, this is a comedy about how our Valerka is afraid of spiders and spiders. The waterplane under the beard itself, the sleeves are tightened with rubber, the bottom is filled in leggins, they are in golf, and all this tightened except that it is not a latex tile that runs out of huge tourist bushes. The hair in the cushion + frozen under the bandana. She steals quietly, sitting and curving, not to hit a branch or a spade, and periodically freezes, like a statue, for a minute, listening to whether anyone is crawling on it... And if the check is failed or it has stuck somewhere the web, it with an ultrasonic whisper jumps from place to air, wildly repelling from the invisible enemy. I can’t describe it, I have to see it with my own eyes.
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