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 15.08.2016
When I was 5 years old, it was the oldest group in the kindergarten. In the bedroom along the walls of the beds stood single, and in the center adjacent. I slept just in the center, and Masha “slept” on the next bed. I turned to the side, chatting with my friends, then Masha chewed me and I envyed, turned to the nef and began to chew her.



The door opens, the teacher enters and asks, “What’s going on here?” A couple of wise men replied, "And Petya and Masha have sex." I was raised from the bed and put in the corner. In the corner. for having sex. In the garden.
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