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 17.08.2016
Never discuss it. Just say: the doctor prohibited raising more than 3 kg and that’s all. This is an objective reason, not just a weakness.

As if that was enough. Variants of real answers to my explanation that doctors have forbidden me to lift heavy:
Lie to
I’m a doctor too and I’ll let you.
Just invented it?
Everyone’s going to go, but you’re not, don’t you feel ashamed?
The smartest thing?
Show the certificate
Finally broke out

Previously I was lost, now I just send us
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