Dozz
It was LOL.)

Dozz
In the United States there is a system called the Green Card, which gives the right to live and work in the United States legally. So, accidentally got to the site, where it was suggested to fill out this questionnaire, filled out the 1st part (rejected as a citizen of Albania :)), and on the second they offered Laveh to throw them on the account. I stumbled and went out.

Dozz
After 40 minutes, a man calls me, and begins to talk in the bourgeois language, asking why did you not fill in the questionnaire? You don’t want to live in America?", I’m silent for 10 seconds, then I say to him: "I went on with a stupid americos", and then I added the standard "I love my balalayka and my bear Misha!" :D

Dozz
20 seconds of silence. Then the answer is "bl**t, so you are Russian??? I was registered as an Albanian " and put on the phone.

Dozz
Crying or laughing XD