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 23.08.2016
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How to turn off the cat.
1st Close the cat with a blanket (can be added to the stomach). The cat gets warm while sleeping. Minus: do not use if you turn in sleep, to avoid cat injuries.
2nd Grizzly the cat, he will sleep. Minus is the same.
Three A little more difficult: play with the cat shortly before going to bed. The cat completely escaped. Then feed it. The cat will fall asleep quickly. If the cat is young, you will get tired much earlier than the cat.
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