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 23.08.2016
Oh, I have a counter example, literally a freshness:

A few years ago, a guy helped his friend get pregnant. She asked him, because she did not dare to go to the clinic, but wanted to give birth to herself - she is 30 and he is tall, beautiful, an athlete. The guy agreed. The woman gave birth to him. They continued to communicate normally until he got married. And immediately after that the lady filed in court for his recognition of paternity and payment of alimony.

The husband urged his wife, almost on his knees, to give him a child. Well, a good dad should get out of it, right? Figure to 2. During the first difficulties with pregnancy, when the woman was forbidden to walk on foot because of the threat of miscarriage, and she wandered so that her mother did not burn, this pepper went to the left, because you see if he needs sex (not handless like!), and with the appearance of a crying son at home, it turned out to bite how hard it is to live, I can't go straight, I leave. There is no money (officially a minimum, haha), but you stay there. So here is your example from the category of anecdotal, my - where do not spit, everyone knows at least one such father or child. A woman in prostration, one help from her mother-pensioner. A man who.
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