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 23.08.2016
A 25-year-old patient came to the ultrasound with complaints of pulling pain in the lower abdomen, delay.

Doctor, I have an inflammation. See also. Without ultrasound treatment is not prescribed.

Have you done the test?

What a test? It is 100% inflammatory. It was already so. - In my practice, such patients have already met, so I just sneaked.

I do ultrasound silently: 9 weeks of pregnancy. Turn the monitor to the patient.

Well here, look at it. Hands, legs, head and heart are beating. He looks carefully and thoughtfully.

This is what? Am I pregnant?

Well yes. I say at least 2 months.

- Doctor, can the inflammation on the ultrasound look like this? The girl speaks with hope.

Oh yeah.. Everything happens, of course, but I’ll write that you’re 9 weeks pregnant.

is dressed. I give the stream.

No doctor, you are wrong. I’ll make an uzi somewhere else.

has gone. No more came. Probably healed inflammation.
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