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 25.08.2016
We are the owners of a black-black cat, which suddenly began to eat, like not in itself. My wife writes to me at work.
Wife: Mu-ha-ha, the mystery of the disappearance of cat food has been uncovered!
Wife: Throw, I went to hang my clothes in the garden, I go back to the house, Claks is coming to meet me, he barely knocks me off.
Wife: I go to the kindergarten, and she is quiet.
Wife: I thought it was time for Vladimirovskaya. I go out of the house for some reason again, and the same black cat sits on the fence and smokes on me!
I’ve never seen a black cat like that.)
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