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 28.08.2016
A familiar driver told me. Further from his words.
I go on the prospect. I turn at the crossroads. And suddenly the DPSnik runs out, with the sticks of his machete, the brakes.
D is the driver; B is the driver.
D: are we breaking?
Q: What are we breaking? Where is?
Q: Did you not see the sign?
Q: What is another sign?
D: There is a sign hanging “Floating to the left is prohibited!”
A: So what then? This sign does not prohibit the twist.
D: You know what it means? and ride.
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