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 28.08.2016
Q: Did you know that since this year the radio points have officially been turned off?

Wow, I’ve heard something like that.

Q: Do you know how an emergency warning will now be produced in the event of a nuclear war?

In the e-mail?

HGH: Almost of course. by SMS.

WOW: Then if I get an SMS from the Emergency Service with the text ‘grrrr’, I’ll know that the zombie apocalypse has begun.
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