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 29.08.2016
In our company employees work on "thin" customers. The company is large and we are really far apart from each other.
XXX: What can I do to help?
<I don't know, but by the voice I recognize a woman from the engineering service>
YYY: Come quickly to me – I have the ghost of Father Hamlet on the screen.
XXX O_0 What? What are you on the screen?
Yyy: I have the ghost of Father Hamlet on the screen. I cannot explain. Come to me urgently.
XXX: What is happening to you? What window came out with the picture?
YYY: I’m having transparency!
X: Can you correctly describe it? I’m willing to help you, but I don’t understand what’s wrong with you. Do you see the desk?
YYY: I can’t see it! My skeleton is hanging. If you don’t help me now, I’ll complain to the boss. What is? It is impossible to work!? to
xxx: then I will come to you now with my boss and you will express your claims to him. Let’s also look at your "skeleton".
Yyyy (maybe I forgot what I said): What does my skeleton have to do with it? Do not insult me!
<the process of the program depends and only the frame remains from the window>
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