My friend has a 6-year-old daughter. A girlfriend goes with her out of the garden, listening to a child's talk. Suddenly the daughter says:
You know, I am pregnant!
My girlfriend, roaring her cheek:
What? →? to
“Well, yes,” the daughter calmly continues, “I am a zebra in the zoo and I am pregnant.
“Aha, Zeebra... I understand.
The daughter goes quietly for a while, then breathes hard:
I am a zebra and tired like a dog. Now I will come home, I will wash the coats, and I will give birth!
The couple in the back drowned with cigarettes.