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 31.08.2016
My business is furniture manufacturing. There are very often curious, and sometimes ridiculous situations. And with the sense of humor our boss is great. Recently there was a case. A dressed young couple, husband and wife came. With raised noses and incomprehensible taste qualities to the selected furniture. It was long and boring but they chose the furniture. When filling out the contract of sale (furniture on order), the man declares: "Make a discount, 30% I work in the investigative committee." The manager calls the boss, explains the situation, the boss invites the client to his office. 10 minutes passed and a man red like a tomato took his wife’s hand and a bullet to get out. Go to the boss, how? He says, “He went in and started, I work as an investigator. You better make a discount. 30% is enough. His name and initials, the manager told me on the phone. I call the client at the SK and ask why they do not pay the salary to employees and force them to demand discounts and at the same time scratch the official certificate. He immediately fled. And I named the name and the initials.”

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