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 03.09.2016
I’m a cracker and always want to eat in the morning, so I eat a tight breakfast. I also like to cook. In general, my sister gave me a book of “One hundred (or how many there are) breakfast recipes for every day.” Looks like the perfect gift, right? But now I am dying of curiosity and I want to see people preparing breakfast with a cooking time of three hours and twenty minutes, clearly intended to be eaten at once, not cooked in the evening. This is who they are, how their lives are built and, by the way, where they work and/or when they sleep.! to
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